I had to call the police the other day!

It's like all of the sudden you move to the big city (and I use that phrase very loosely here) and all sorts of crime starts happening all up in your face!

I think I may have prevented a rape... or at least a robbery, but I'm also probably on someone's hit list now. So it's probably a wash.


Here's something else you should know: my trashy_eats community has over 1500 members!!! What the effing eff?