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I've Square-Danced Twice in Towns You've Never Heard Of
Created on 2004-05-14 14:51:09 (#3147029), last updated 2009-03-23
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| Name: | luxlis |
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| Location: | Wichita, Kansas, United States |
Someday I'm going to think of something clever to write here about myself. Until then, please to enjoy these random quotes that are really only funny and/or meaningful to me.
"I’m not talking about dance lessons. I’m talking about putting a brick through the other guy’s windshield. I’m talking about taking it out and chopping it up." - Royal Tenenbaum
"The most popular and profitable restaurant in Iceland is a hot-dog stand."
- McSweeney's
"I'd like to retire ... and do nothing, / or nothing much, forever ... / look through binoculars, read boring books, / old, long, long books, and write down useless notes." - Elizabeth Bishop
"...perhaps all the dragons of our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us once beautiful and brave. Perhaps everything terrible is in its deepest being something helpless that wants help from us." - Rainier Maria Rilke
"One's real life is often the life that one does not lead." - Oscar Wilde
"I'm gonna go relax and feed my deer." - Jeff Lewis
"She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit." - W. Somerset Maugham
"I’m not talking about dance lessons. I’m talking about putting a brick through the other guy’s windshield. I’m talking about taking it out and chopping it up." - Royal Tenenbaum
"The most popular and profitable restaurant in Iceland is a hot-dog stand."
- McSweeney's
"I'd like to retire ... and do nothing, / or nothing much, forever ... / look through binoculars, read boring books, / old, long, long books, and write down useless notes." - Elizabeth Bishop
"...perhaps all the dragons of our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us once beautiful and brave. Perhaps everything terrible is in its deepest being something helpless that wants help from us." - Rainier Maria Rilke
"One's real life is often the life that one does not lead." - Oscar Wilde
"I'm gonna go relax and feed my deer." - Jeff Lewis
"She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit." - W. Somerset Maugham
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1920s, a nice cuppa, adult swim, aleve, amy sedaris, andy goldsworthy, anything that is awesome, april fool's day, architecture, art history, baking, barack obama, barça, baseball, beer, bill murray, billy collins, blueberry pie, bourbon and branch water, cacophony, carl hiaasen, cheese, chicago cubs, christmas, chuck palahniuk, coal miner's daughter, cocktails, cooking, criticizing, cufflinks, cupcakes, cussing, dave eggers, david sedaris, deco, don and mike show, donkeys, eavesdropping, everton fc, fc barcelona, fight club, found letters, françois ozon, freaks and geeks, frida kahlo, gareth keenan, george clooney, gitanes, good manners, gossip, harry caray, harry potter, heists, inventing cocktails, jan van eyck, japan, javier bardem, jay-z, jose mourinho, josh bernstein, jude law, julian opie, kevyn aucoin, kirsty maccoll, knitting, komar and melamid, la dolce vita, lists, lounging, loveliness, ludivine sagnier, luxury hotels, makeup, mallorca, marcel duchamp, marginalia, martha stewart, mcsweeney's, miranda july, modest mouse, morrissey, motown, mr. darcy, my salad days, my yacht, new order, nigella lawson, northern renaissance art, nutella, ole scheeren, otis redding, paul feig, photography, poker, power, pugs, rafael nadal, rammstein, reading, rem koolhaas, rhoda, ricky gervais, sam cooke, sandwiches, sebastian junger, sex & cash theory, sex gods, shigeru ban, shoes, short stories, snark, stephen merchant, suits, talk radio, talking to myself, tennis, the good life, the league of gentlemen, the office, till lindemann, tornadoes, viggo mortensen, vodka, volcanoes, wes anderson, what about bob, wichita, woodchuck cider, writing, writing lists, yemanja, zelda fitzgerald
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Valley Center High School - Valley Center, KS (1996 - 2000)Wichita State University - Wichita, KS (2000 - present)
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