Just wanted to make sure everyone knew that today is Rachael Ray's 37th birthday. I hope she gets lots of great presents... namely herpes, gonorrhea, and syphilis.




You just don't know where that mouth has been.

ETA: Apparently I was mistaken... her birthday was actually yesterday. My birthday wishes still stand.

Once again I ask: Who's cock is this woman sucking?



So... they're giving Rachael Ray another show on the Food Network. If you're counting, that brings the total up to 4 shows... and a magazine.

This one will apparently have an Emeril Live format. The show will also feature lifestyle information such as fashion, dating, fitness, etc.

So it's the bastard spawn of Emeril Live and Oprah. Great. Why don't they go ahead and throw Star Jones into the mix and the triumverate of HATE will be complete and then I can go ahead and take that cyanide capsule I've been saving for a special occasion.


The name of the show is Day to Day with Rachael Ray. It rhymes.

How the FUCK does this happen?

They are giving Rachael Ray her own MAGAZINE!

Whose cock is she sucking that she has 3 shows on the Food Network and now a magazine called Every Day with Rachael Ray? YUM-O.

Sweet ever-loving Christ.... it actually rhymes!

There is no way she is being offered these things based on her own talent... because, well, let's see...ummmm... she hasn't got any.

( Read the official press release here )


I'm beginning to think that Rachael Ray is my cross to bear in life. Some people have a horrible disease or a deformity...I have Rachael Ray.

Lately I've been noticing how negative I am towards other people. Mostly I have been noticing that my instinct is to think the worst of people that I don't know.

For instance, that guy walking down the street in the middle of the day is probably a drunk or a child molester. And that woman driving the minivan and talking on her cell phone probably voted for George Bush because her husband did and she doesn't know how to think for herself. And the lady behind me at jury duty thought that repeatedly referring to the dormitory her daughter lived in at KU as a 'schol hall' made her somehow more happening and hip, but, in truth, she was just as much a boring nobody as the rest of us.

So to combat the negativity, every time I think a horrible thing about someone, even something as small as thinking someone is unfortunate looking, I force myself to think of three nice things to say about them.

The most important and difficult people to use this exercise with are Rachael Ray and Star Jones. This is going to hurt... but here goes:

First, Rachael Ray -
1. She seems like she would be nice to children
2. She seems like she would be kind to animals
3. Her hair is very healthy looking

And, Star Jones -
1. She made barbecue ribs on the View once and they looked very tasty
Wow, this one is really hard to do. I must confess that I'm struggling here.
2. She has very good taste in jewelry
3. She does not have a problem with homosexuality

SO THERE... I can be nice if I really want to. God that sucked.

Oh and I stole this icon from someone because I love Jay from Project Runway. Guess what I didn't do? I didn't tell them I was taking it and I won't be crediting them. *evil villain-type laughing*