I just turned in my leave request form for the week of the 4th of July! V. V. EXCITING!

9 straight days off to do whatever I fucking well please.

Today we're having a retirement party at work.

And they've got this lady cutting the cake... and the best way that I can describe her is that she is the one. You know what I mean.... the one that is always sick, they one that is always talking about her 15 cats, the one that is completely obnoxious and everyone struggles to even be polite to her. Every office has the one.


So I guess that means that I won't be having any cake.

Why, if you walked into a public restroom with one stall occupied, would you choose the stall right next to the one occupied stall when there are approximately 10 other stalls you could choose from?


Even I, having a mild OCD problem with using the exact same stall every time I use the restroom, would never do that.


Weird.

I have not been on the internet since Friday afternoon. The internet something or other was messed up in our office and we couldn't get on the internet. And I am probably the last person in the United States that does not have internet in my home.

I think I actually started going through withdrawal. The interesting thing that I discovered is that because of this whole Livejournal thing I have to write down what i'm thinking about throughout the day. Even if I can't actually post it in my journal I just have to write it down.

So the following is what I wrote yesterday and if you take the time to read it please keep in mind that I was very, very out of sorts and disoriented for some reason.

( this is very stream of conscience-y... and boring unless you like listening to the incoherent and/or insane )





So just now I completed the fastest ever read-through of my Friend's page and I'm trying to get caught up on anything I've missed in the communities.

And what the fuck is Viggo doing with this whole porno mustache look... it had better be for a movie role and he had better get rid of it as soon as he is done with whatever movie it is... or else. Blech.

And good luck to jarbabyj! I hope everything is going swell! I'm sure it is.

I'll try and think of something interesting to say about one of the movies I watched this week.

Oh, and one of the law clerks they are interviewing in my office today is GORGEY... Please, if there is a God, let him be hired for the summer and please, also, let him be put into the empty office next to me. That's all I ask.